Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Clueless Veteran
[ ] Idiot savant
[X] Troll
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Ripper
[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
[ ] Pointless Thread Reviver
[ ] Whiny Biatch
[ ] Amateur [insert profession]
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You revived a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know what youre talking about
[ ] You've started a thread that's been discussed three million times already
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You asked for warez
[ ] You are a foul ripper
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You are being excessively abusive
[X] It seems that you need some cheese to go with your whine
[ ] You posted an "X is better than Y because Z" thread on a forum dedicated to Y
[ ] I thought you were leaving
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] STFU and sit down
[ ] Bust up your modem/router with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Learn to use the Search feature of deviantART
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the fucking FAQ
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[X] CHECK OUT MY STUFF!
[ ] Wash, brush and hand-feed matteo's pugs for a week
[ ] Wash, brush and hand-feed five for a week
[ ] Join an Amish community
[ ] Subject yourself to 5 consecutive hours of nothing but filterwhore deviations
[ ] Forget it, there's no redeeming your sorry ass
haha.