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HI! Im Kendra and i died 3 years ago! If u dont send this letter to 10 people in 20 minutes i will come to kill u at ur house in 20 minutes!

If u dont beleive me heres case number 1!

Hi im the gohst of Mrs.Jikkins and im 84 years old when i read this letter i thought them yougsters were playing around and i inorded it. Now look what happen to me im dead! And i dont want any of u to DIE like me! Run allong youngins and send it to 10 people now!

CASE NUMBER 2

Hi i am also a gohst and my name is Nina i am only 5 and i didnt know what chain letters meant. I asked my sissy if she knew and she inorded me so i didnt send it and now i am dead! IM COMING FOR U SISSY! hehehe!
plz send this to 10 people or i will also come and kill u with Kendra!

CASE NUMBER 3 [the serviver]

HI! its Kendra again! and im going to tell u about the person who listened to this chain letter and sent this to all of her friends! Her name is Alexa ! And when she got home from school she found this letter in her email!
It scared her so she sent it to everyone she knew and she servived! So if u want to be like Alexa send it to 10 people NOW!

hi!

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Clueless Veteran
[ ] Idiot savant
[X] Troll
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Ripper
[ ] Pointless Thread Starter
[ ] Pointless Thread Reviver
[ ] Whiny Biatch
[ ] Amateur [insert profession]

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You revived a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You don't know what youre talking about
[ ] You've started a thread that's been discussed three million times already
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You asked for warez
[ ] You are a foul ripper
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You are being excessively abusive
[X] It seems that you need some cheese to go with your whine
[ ] You posted an "X is better than Y because Z" thread on a forum dedicated to Y
[ ] I thought you were leaving

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] STFU and sit down
[ ] Bust up your modem/router with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Learn to use the Search feature of deviantART
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the fucking FAQ
[ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum
[X] CHECK OUT MY STUFF!
[ ] Wash, brush and hand-feed matteo's pugs for a week
[ ] Wash, brush and hand-feed five for a week
[ ] Join an Amish community
[ ] Subject yourself to 5 consecutive hours of nothing but filterwhore deviations
[ ] Forget it, there's no redeeming your sorry ass


haha.

you alive?

hello,
i used one of your stocks here [link]
thank you muches

Hello. I have used some of the things you wrote on [link] and I was wondering if I could use it in a deviation. I'll be sure to add that you said some of them.

yo!